succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

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orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal)

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scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million)

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shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere)

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